Thursday, November 02, 2006

Annika to design a course

Annika Sorenstam has signed on to redesign the Patriot Points Link Golf Course, according to her management company—her first such attempt in North America.

You just know this is a bad idea. Pink sand bunkers, scented fairways, and a unicorn on every green. Is it too late to dig up Byron Nelson and let him have a shot at redesigning it first? Annika, whatever you do, don’t inspire yourself from a John Daly designed course. Although it’s quite innovative, empty JD bottles and cigarette butts should not be considered golf hazards.


Screaming Viking said...

Do you think Annika could take that thickness in her mouth without gagging?

Anonymous said...

I don't think she likes penis.....if you know what i mean.