Thursday, November 02, 2006

Annika to design a course

Annika Sorenstam has signed on to redesign the Patriot Points Link Golf Course, according to her management company—her first such attempt in North America.

You just know this is a bad idea. Pink sand bunkers, scented fairways, and a unicorn on every green. Is it too late to dig up Byron Nelson and let him have a shot at redesigning it first? Annika, whatever you do, don’t inspire yourself from a John Daly designed course. Although it’s quite innovative, empty JD bottles and cigarette butts should not be considered golf hazards.

2 comments:

Screaming Viking said...

Do you think Annika could take that thickness in her mouth without gagging?

Anonymous said...

I don't think she likes penis.....if you know what i mean.