Let's get ready to rumble

As fighting has been reduced in the new NHL, it is great to see some diehards who still love to chuck the knuckles. Unfortunately, this hockey brawl was between parents at a pee-wee hockey game in Rome, New York. Police said eight to 15 people were involved in the melee during the game between 13- and 14-year-olds Saturday and one parent suffered a fractured skull. Speaking of riots, this reminds me of the time Patrick Ewing and I were at the Gold Club in Hotlanta getting humzies from strippers and the Feds showed up to shut the place down. Sequined bras, tiara’s and bongs were flying everywhere. Come to think of it, I never got my happy ending.