Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Plummer finally violated

It has been reported that Jake Plummer will be replaced as quarterback of the Denver Broncos with rookie Jay Cutler. In getting benched, it looks like Plummer got his signature move trumped. You know the one where he sneaks up from behind and puts his hand under a skirt to cop a feel. Actually, the move Cutler pulled isn’t very similar at all. Cutler will have his hands in the crotch of a 300 pound dude. Sure Cutler won’t have 4 felony counts of sexual assault laid against him, but he still didn’t get to touch any box.

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