Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Lady Preggers Golf Association

The LPGA commissioner has announced that the league is going to start setting up policies for the drug testing of female golfers. There is no indication whether or not birth control will be considered a banned substance. Not that it will matter considering most of the women on the tour hail from the Isle of Lesbos.

Even if it is considered a banned substance, it won’t be a problem for me. I am sure Paula Creamer (and I'd love to) or Natalie Gulbis will return my calls any day now. They know I don’t mind wearing a dome.

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