Just what the Doctor ordered

New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner may give Dwight Gooden a role with the team, provided he stays off drugs and alcohol until mid-February. "I want him to prove he can do it," Steinbrenner said last week.

Either Steinbrenner is naive, or he’s a comedic genius. Cause there’s no way Doc will stay off the rock for 3 months, little lone 2 weeks. Not with Darryl Strawberry currently working across town for the rival Mets. And unless these guys are separated by 300 miles or a set of steel bars, it won’t be long before the high jinx and hilarity begins anew. Stay tuned, cause the best is yet to come.