Topless ain't Technical

Candace Parker of Tennessee’s NCAA woman’s basketball team was assessed a technical foul when she dunked for the third time this season and celebrated by popping her jersey. I’m all for throwing out technical fouls if a player punches another in the box, but if ladies want to take their shirts off to celebrate I’m game. Hell, if they wanna play topless I’ll take season’s tickets-it’s a lot cheaper than reserving a seat in pervert’s row at the Gold Club with Patrick Ewing.