There once was a qb for Hotlanta,
Who had one special wish for Santa,
His name was Mike Vick,
And had a burning itch in his dick,
"You can bring me some Valtrex, can'-tchya?"
Have a very Merry Christmas, from the Throwing Smoke crew!
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