Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Lions coach doesn't have a big classic

Detroit Lions defensive line coach Joe Cullen has been suspended for Sunday’s game against Chicago and fined $20,000 by NFL for conduct detrimental to the league. The conduct in question relates to his being arrested last summer for nude and drunken driving.

On the list of things to do naked in a car, driving to Wendy’s to get a cheeseburger is not on the top of my list. But unlike Cullen, when I'm drunk and driving around I wait until I've got the ho in the car before my pants come off. And I am the one serving the beef.

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