Tyson snubs fans

Apparently “Crazy” Mike Tyson didn’t bother to show up for a scheduled gala dinner that fans of his shelled out $500 a piece in order to meet the former world boxing heavyweight champion.

I didn’t realize that Tyson still had fans. And they must be crazier than he is, ‘cause I sure as hell wouldn’t want to be near him, never mind paying for the privilege to let the champ dine on my flesh and rape my wife.