Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Vikings should wear belts

Last week, the Minnesota Vikings cornerback Cedric Griffin was freed on $50 bail after being arrested early that Sunday in downtown Minneapolis and charged with misdemeanor disorderly conduct, authorities said. Two witnesses told KSTP-TV that the Vikings cornerback was thrown out of the Spin nightclub for not pulling up his pants. The club has a dress code requiring that pants not sag below the waist. The witnesses said Griffin then had a dustup with bouncers and police before being taken away in handcuffs.

This has been the first Viking to be caught with his pants down since the infamous sexboat fiasco; although this arrest seems lame in comparison. If you are going to be arrested with your pants below your waist, you had better be damn sure your dick is getting wet. And I don’t mean from the waves.

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