Monday, April 16, 2007

Agassi beats Graf

Steffi Graf required three stitches Sunday after husband Andre Agassi inadvertently hit her in the face with his racket during a fundraiser. The doctor who paid $70,000 for a trip to play tennis with the couple stitched up Steffi. This happened as Graf and Agassi were holding hands -- her left to his right -- while rallying with a couple of youngsters when Agassi's follow-through struck his wife in the face. After she was hit, Graf lifted her left hand to her mouth and walked off to the side of the court with Agassi following closely behind her to check on her well-being. She wiped her mouth with a towel before leaving the stadium.

If you are going to beat your wife, what better place to pretend it's an accident then at a charity event. This winter, anticipate seeing the Julio Lugo charity baseball classic in the Dominican; starring his wife as the bat girl. When Julio's in the on-deck circle, expect him to call for some additional pine tar for his bat; then WHAMMO! Mistakes happen, yo!

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