Arizona Cardinals wannabe QB, Matt Leinart, celebrated the birth of his first child today along with his ex-girlfriend.
Matt's a first rate guy. Like any good All-American he dumped his pregnant college sweetheart right before the NFL draft to have sex with Paris Hilton. The future may not be so bright for Matt afterall.
1 case of Hilton induced Herpes
+ 18 years of child support
= Career burnout at 30 (Just ask Jose Theodore)
I'm not implying that these people have herpes, I'm just doing the Math.
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Matt Leinart is a great Dad
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2 comments:
I ain't saying she's a gold digga, but she ain't messing with no broke wigga.
Brynn Cameron... follow the link in the blog entry... she's super hot
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