Tuesday, October 31, 2006

NBA Fantasy Update

Tony Parker - San Antonio Spurs - Ankle sprain, and ass still sore from Eva Longoria dumping it

Marcus Camby - Denver Nuggets - Sore foot and hangnail - Will probably miss half the season

Sam Cassell - Los Angeles Clippers - Still Ugly

Andre Kirilenko - Utah Jazz - Back injury, extra-marital sex - Probable

Doug Christie - Dallas Mavericks - Neck injury, wife's leash - Definite

Rudy Gay - Memphis Grizzlies - Actually straight

Jason "White Chocolate" Williams - Miami Heat - Insists he has sickle cell anemia - Out indefinitely

Dwayne Wade - Miami Heat - Ebony handsomeness - Definitely


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