Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Handling the rock

D.J. Strawberry, son of former major leauge slugger and recovering addict Darryl Strawberry, is busy preparing for his senior basketball season with the NCAA Maryland Tarrapins. Team coach Gary Williams is hoping that by moving Strawberry from point guard to swingman it will improve the Terrapins' defense, "I think he'll be better not having to handle the ball all the time."

If there's one thing I learned in school its that genetics are everything. If you want to improve the defense keep Strawberry sober and away from the eightball. And by sober I mean limit the lines of coke he snorts during the pregame to less than 5.

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