Friday, October 27, 2006

Boys will be Boys

According to reports, NYU golf coach Jay Donovan was recently forced to resign after the athletics department learned he took the team to nudie bar while in Florida earlier this year for a tournament. I think this is brilliant coaching by Donovan and he should be given a raise, not fired. Golf and sex are so similar to each other, so of course (pun not intended) this excursion would help the team:

- The main purpose of each is to swing and get your balls in the hole
- The golf swing is like sex. You can't be thinking about the mechanics of the act while you are performing
- It is all about your club head speed
- If you prefer, you can play with different partners every time

(BTW, the picture of Natalie Gulbis has nothing to do with this story other than why not post it?)

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