T.O. is spitting mad

As if getting his quarterback benched, sleeping during team meetings and attempting suicide didn’t make for a busy enough year, Terrell Owens is back in the news after performing his best Pacman Jones imitation on DeAngelo Hall of the Hotlanta Falcons. Hall said, with Owens later admitting, that he spit in Hall’s face when the Falcons' cornerback came out jawing on the very first play.

What else is there left for Owens to do other than win a Super Bowl? His life is a freaking cartoon. If I read tomorrow that an anvil fell out of the sky and hit him on the head while he was walking to his car and then a train hit him as he drove away, I’d laugh. But I wouldn’t be surprised. Yadaba daba daba, That's all folks!