Brady should cowboy up

Miami Dolphins players commented earlier this week that their club purchased tapes of the New England Patriots offense which provided audio of quarterback Tom Brady making audible and line-blocking calls. The NFL found nothing wrong with the Dolphin’s actions.

The only tapes of Tom Brady I would ever consider purchasing are of him shooting heroin with a dozen coked-up strippers while getting blown. This is the NFL Tom, time to finally get some street-cred like your man Michael Irvin. You need to drop your GQ image and get yourself a mink coat, a hooker for each arm and an 8-ball. Superbowl rings aside, this is the only way you will be respected in the hood. Word up.