Roenick Going for Gold

The Phoenix Coyotes’ Jeremey Roenick (JR) was scratched on Tuesday for a nagging back injury, but claimed he was able to play. Instead of watching the game from the press box, Roenick was spotted at a nearby restaurant having dinner and watching the game on TV. This may be the beginning of the end of Roenick’s career but at least he is in the right city as Phoenix is full of retired people. With all of his spare time now, I hear he may try and top my feat of sleeping with the cast of Fact’s of Life by bagging the Golden Girls. If he manages to sleep with the demented 83 year-old Estelle Getty, I will call the cops on that sick bastard. Estelle, sweetness, why won't you return my calls?