Kemp considers comeback

I don’t know how we missed this one, but apparently last month the Seattle SuperSonics hosted a 40th anniversary ceremony featuring a number of former SuperSonic stars, including the ever-virile Shawn Kemp. In a surprise proclamation Kemp told the crowd, “Between you and me, I would love a chance to win a ring. Don't be surprised if you see me sneak in here and play this season.”

Given all the Shawn Kemp references we toss around here at Throwing Smoke, it’s good to see that he’s actually back in the news again. All of this comeback talk can only mean one thing—that Kemp is finding it hard to score broads while playing basketball in Italy. Either that or Kemp is frustrated with the widespread use of contraceptives by Italian women. And by “contraceptives” I mean they prefer back door.