Pacman gets a new gig

Pacman Jones is set to join fellow Titans Frank Wycheck and Kyle Vanden Bosch in the Nashville based TNA professional wrestling circuit. Suspended for the upcoming season, Jones is looking to keep busy and is expected to sign a deal with Total Non-stop Action Wrestling soon.

Pacman’s attorney said that his client and TNA are talking about "some kind of role" in the company and said he "won't be wrestling" and wouldn't play a villain. His agent added that "Pacman’s intent is only to make appearances and do things and not get into any kind of physical activity that's going to jeopardize his health. Anyone who has seen wrestling knows there are other opportunities to be involved."

Oh yeah, there are tons of opportunities to be involved without actually wrestling. Every time I watch RAW there’s a bunch of broads that get smacked around and body slammed by male wrestlers. This gig is perfect for Pacman. He can spit in their face and drag them around by their hair. And instead of going to jail he’ll actually get paid for it.