Tank avoids jail (this time)

You’ve got to be kidding me. Police blood tests performed on Tank Johnson show that he was in fact below the legal limit when he was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving June 22 after being pulled over for speeding. That whole incident led to the Bears releasing Tank, declaring that the team was “upset and embarrassed” by his latest legal troubles.

Looks like the Bears jumped to some false conclusions before canning Tank. Cause you don’t release someone for driving 15 miles over the limit. Hell, Pacman spit on a bunch of women, beat up some strippers, and threatened to have people shot, and he’s still part of the Titan family.

It’s easy to pronounce someone guilty before all the facts are in. So it’s a good thing that the justice system doesn’t work like that. Nicole would be heartbroken to know that The Juice was serving life for a crime he didn’t commit.