Friday, January 12, 2007

Kidd suffers through spousal abuse

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New Jersey Nets star Jason Kidd filed for divorce from his wife of 10 years Tuesday, accusing her of "extreme cruelty" throughout...
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Thursday, January 11, 2007

Topless IS Technical

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In the latest topless sports news, the “girls” from the Canterbury women's rugby team in Kent were blasted after performing a topless ...
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Kicker falls down

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In a bizarre story, Southern California kicker Mario Danelo was found dead after falling down a 120 foot rocky cliff this past weekend. ...
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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

T.O. fires Saviour

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Terrell Owens has fired his publicist , Kim Etheredge. You may recall that she was the person who dialed 911 when T.O. overdosed on pills. ...
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McGwire shunned

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Cal Ripken and Tony Gwynn were elected into the baseball hall of fame yesterday. Suspected steroid user Mark McGwire fell well short of en...
Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Buckeyes destroyed by the Gators

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In a big upset, the Florida Gators destroyed the Ohio State Buckeye’s 41-14 in last night’s BCS Championship game. I’m not sure why the NCA...

ESPN = Exta Small Penis Network

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There are reports that Sean Salisbury has been suspended for emailing pictures he took of his rod on his cell phone to female co-workers. I...

T.O. suicide watch

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Once again Terrell Owens was a non-factor in yet another playoff game this weekend. Though he’s probably gotten used to it by now. I bet wh...
Monday, January 08, 2007

Tiki retires while he's ahead

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New York Giants running back Tiki Barber made his retirement official yesterday after his team's playoff loss to the Eagles. As he neve...
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Uh-oh Romo

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Dallas Cowboy's quarter back Tony Romo fumbled the snap on the would be winning field goal in Saturday's NFC wild-card game. The C...
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Saturday, January 06, 2007

Poet's Corner

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Supporters of Landis have developed a site , As he will go broke, To fight his doping allegations, What a joke. The lesson is to never tru...
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Friday, January 05, 2007

Juiced Balls

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On Wednesday Universal Medical Systems Inc. , which specializes in quantitative imaging, released a report concluding that the baseballs use...

Tyson Loves Dope

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More fun on the Tyson front. The interview he gave police after his arrest this week has now become public. If you’ve got 5 minutes its defi...
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Popozao - Get that Brazil booty on the floor!

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Daniela Cicarelli, model and ex-wife of soccer great Ronaldo, sued YouTube after a video of her having sex on a beach with her new boyfrien...
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Thursday, January 04, 2007

Bengals Restocking Talent

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The Cincinnati Bengals have announced the signing of free-agent defensive end Jason Berryman . Whose Jason Berryman you ask? He’s that idiot...
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The Model and the Hick

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Last Wednesday, supermodel Niki Taylor married NASCAR driver Burney Lamar. If a no-name NASCAR hick who drives a car in a circle for a liv...
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Italian GM gets head

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Italian soccer General Manager Rino Foschi of Palermo received a severed head of a young goat , covered in blood for Christmas from an unkn...
Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Tyson finally makes an appearance

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Now here’s a late Christmas gift. Mike Tyson was arrested earlier this week for driving under the influence . When the cops searched him the...

Denver is turning ghetto

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Broncos cornerback Darrent Williams was killed early Monday when his white stretch Hummer was sprayed by bullets after a nightclub dispute ...

Sabres Scalp Nolan

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New York Islanders coach Ted Nolan’s much anticipated return to Buffalo was spoiled by a great performance by the Sabres . This hockey team ...

Yakoo can't run a business

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Two people were found stabbed to death on Tuesday at a sports bar owned by Detroit Red Wings defenceman Chris "Yakoo" Chelios. T...
Tuesday, January 02, 2007

MJ single again

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Michael Jordan, who has an estimated net worth of about $400 million , and his wife Juanita of 17 years, announced their divorce in a state...

NFL players love jail

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Minnesota Vikings wide receiver Travis Taylor was arrested early Monday outside a downtown nightclub when he refused an officer's reque...
Sunday, December 31, 2006

New Year's Resolutions

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Here at Throwing Smoke professional athletes won't talk to us, yet, but then again neither will our mothers, so we don't know what n...
Saturday, December 30, 2006

Poet's Corner

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Three blind refs, Three blind refs, Can't make a call, Can't make a call. They cost the Nets a game of ball, With a very obvious no ...
Friday, December 29, 2006

Jordan Rejected

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Famous gossip column, Page 6, reported that Michael Jordan hit town last week with friends Derek Jeter and Patrick Ewing. When the players ...
Thursday, December 28, 2006

Why do women need shirts?

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Cheerleading coach Christine Smith was fired by the Frederick Youth Sports Association for lifing up her shirt at a football game for 7-8 ...

Smoot will be drinking from a straw

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Minnesota Vikings cornerback Fred Smoot had his jaw broken in five places as a result of a recent car accident and will need his jaw wired ...
Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Knight makes history

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This week, the firey Bobby Knight will became the winningest coach in NCAA men's basketball history when he collects his 880th victory...

NYC may be unitless

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Rumours are flying around that the Yankees are looking to deal 6'10" pitcher , Randy Johnson. If he is traded out of New York, he ...