Juiced Balls

On Wednesday Universal Medical Systems Inc., which specializes in quantitative imaging, released a report concluding that the baseballs used in 1998, the year Mark McGwire hit 70 home-runs, where “juiced”. This conclusion was reached by examining 35 baseballs using a CT scan. So while there are people all over the country waiting for appointments to find out about life-threatening illnesses, and I'm personally waiting to get my rod scanned to determine if my lump is cancer or if I just grew to 9 inches, these idiots are scanning freaking baseballs?

The report did not disclose whether the juiced baseballs had shrunk the like balls of the juiced players. We will keep you posted.