Italian soccer General Manager Rino Foschi of Palermo received a severed head of a young goat, covered in blood for Christmas from an unknown sender. Foschi said he received the package on Dec. 22, put it underneath his Christmas tree and his wife opened it on Christmas Eve. This is even a worse Christmas gift than the one I got my wife. Honestly, I thought she would love to meet Jenny Craig and all of those delicious low calorie dishes. When she was crying for hours in the corner, they looked like tears of joy to me; that is until she gave me her gift – a kick in the scrotum.
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