Canadian OJ

Former CFL football player, James Curry, is accused of killing his girlfriend to prevent her from testifying in a child abuse case. He pled not guilty to murder charges in California on Wednesday. Police said James Curry, 49, of Chowchilla, called authorities Friday to report the attempted suicide of girlfriend Jennifer Flores, 30, but officials later ruled her death a murder. Police Chief Jay Varney said Flores was found dead of a single gunshot wound to the head in the couple's home. Authorities believe Curry killed Flores because she was a witness in an unrelated case charging him with corporal punishment of a child. He has pleaded not guilty in that case.

With Curry only having CFL skills, he can’t expect to get off like the Juice. Never mind the fact that Johnny Cochrane is dead, but you can’t afford an all-star legal team when your career salary is easily topped by a toll booth operator. The best Curry can hope for is that Christopher Darden comes out of retirement to botch his case.