Avery likes to chirp

The NHL Eastern conference semi-finals start tonight in Buffalo when the Sabres and the New York Rangers square off. NHL superpest Sean Avery is already up to no good. He was quoted as saying "I'm going to hurt them, I'm going to hit them and be in their face as much as I can. Each check is going to be a little bit harder."

If Avery thinks he will do damage to the Sabres, he doesn't know what they have in store for him. You can bet Sabres stud tough guy, Andrew Peters, will be seen in the pressbox next to Avery’s girlfriend, Elisha Cuthbert, whispering "I'm going to do you, I'm going to do you and cum on your face as much as I can. Each pump is going to be a little bit harder." Now THAT will hurt!