Asking a ghetto gangbanger to leave his crib without packing a gat is like asking Shawn Kemp to wear a condom. So when NBA commissioner David Stern pleaded yesterday with his players to leave their guns at home I'm pretty sure it wasn't directed at Steve Nash and Dirk Nowitzki.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not racist. I come into the office every morning hoping to read that "White Chocolate" Williams shot up Miami Beach. But I know that wouldn't happen, because Shaq would appear out of nowhere and arrest him. Shazaaaaam!
Friday, October 27, 2006
David Stern loses touch with reality
Posted by Strawman at 10/27/2006
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Just wondering what the over/under on how many illegitimate children Shawn Kemp has?
Last I heard it was 8 kids with 7 different mothers. But that was a few years ago, so I am sure he has to be at double digits now.
Larry Johnson has done pretty well for himself too
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/1998/
weekly/980504/insidelook.html
You can take the boy out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the boy.
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