Insight for the ladies of Hotlanta

Before this weekend, the only thing people thought Michael Vick, aka Ron Mexico, was good at passing was his genital herpes. In a shocker, he threw for 291 yards and 3 TD's (not to be confused with his normal 3 STD's) in a big win over the Bengals. My theory is that Mexico had no choice but to pass more and run less this week as a genital herpes flare-up probably gave him a 5-siren crotch-fire this weekend.

So ladies of Atlanta, when the Falcon's win and Mexico threw for over 200 yards, take that as your warning for Sunday night. Give your own pass on Mex, its for your own safety. You are very welcome.