Friday, October 27, 2006

David Stern loses touch with reality

Asking a ghetto gangbanger to leave his crib without packing a gat is like asking Shawn Kemp to wear a condom. So when NBA commissioner David Stern pleaded yesterday with his players to leave their guns at home I'm pretty sure it wasn't directed at Steve Nash and Dirk Nowitzki.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not racist. I come into the office every morning hoping to read that "White Chocolate" Williams shot up Miami Beach. But I know that wouldn't happen, because Shaq would appear out of nowhere and arrest him. Shazaaaaam!
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 27, 2006

    Just wondering what the over/under on how many illegitimate children Shawn Kemp has?

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  2. AlllegionoflegitOctober 27, 2006

    Last I heard it was 8 kids with 7 different mothers. But that was a few years ago, so I am sure he has to be at double digits now.

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  3. StrawmanOctober 27, 2006

    Larry Johnson has done pretty well for himself too

    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/1998/
    weekly/980504/insidelook.html

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  4. AlllegionoflegitOctober 28, 2006

    You can take the boy out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the boy.

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