San Diego "Vikings"

According to ESPN, San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman will be suspended four games for taking steroids in violation of the NFL's substance abuse policy. He's claiming his innocence, but from the looks of this picture I'd wager his erect penis is a shriveled up 2 inches.

The Chargers have been on a roll lately. Two weeks ago cornerback Markus Curry was arrested for smacking around his wife. In September safety Terrence Kiel was arrested in front of teammates for having acquired enough codeine-laced cough syrup to cure China of bird flu. That same month an intoxicated Steve Foley (linebacker) was shot three times while he and his wife tried to run over a police officer. Foley already had a brush with the law last April when he and fellow linebacker Shaun Phillips were each arrested for fighting with San Diego police officers.

All that's missing here is Daunte Culpepper, some strippers and a team cruise in San Diego Harbor.