Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Soccer prodigy signed

Manchester United have signed a gifted nine-year-old after his grandfather sent the Premier League champions a DVD showcasing the boy's talents which has become a YouTube sensation. Rhain Davis, who was born in England but has lived in Australia since the age of four, was hailed by the British press on Thursday as the next Wayne Rooney after the United striker.

Given the hero worship afforded to soccer studs in Europe, this kid already has his ticket to Poonville booked. You think that I would be a bit jealous of a 9 year-old kid who could score more than me on and off the field. But I'm not. I'm perfectly content to sit in my parents' basement dreaming that I'm David Beckham as I masturbate ferociously to my jpegs of Posh.

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