What gives in San Fran?

Last year we got to see Barry Bonds dress in drag during San Francisco Giants spring training. This year another Barry (Zito) delivered the transsexual goods. I pray to god they don't try and bring David Wells to camp. Seeing his navel exposed in a half-tee ranks up there with taking a sledgehammer to my enormous penis. This is what happens when you spend too much time in San Francisco. There is no word if pistol lover and Oakland A's prospect Kazuhito Tadano was walked into Billy Beane's office demanding a trade across the bay.