Artest goes Artest

I’m sure you’re all sick of hearing about Ron Artest, but seriously, this guy just doesn’t stop. He’s like Darryl Strawberry circa 1995, less the coke. And less cancer. Yesterday he was arrested by cops for knocking around some broad at his mansion in Sacramento. Apparently they were engaged in an argument and Artest threw her repeatedly to the floor. She attempted to call 911 but Artest physically prevented her from doing so. And in case you were wondering, yes, as usual, there was a toddler witness to the whole event.

The cops were eventually alerted to the situation and arrived to arrest Artest (see mug left). More details are sure to surface over the next few days, but the Sacramento Kings have wasted no time in indefinitely suspending their ghetto superstar.

Basically, domestic assault was the only thing missing from Ronnie A’s rap sheet, and I’m sure he’s relieved to finally get this monkey off his back. He’s got so much street cred it's sick.