Our super ninja abilities combined with our newly developed technology to break the space-time continuum using Adam Morisson’s moustache, we were able to take a peak at various sports personalities Christmas lists:
Floyd Landis – a natural level of testosterone
Ron Artest – a 6-year old’s grasp of the English language.
OJ Simpson – the real killers (or a confession from anyone ala John Mark Carr)
Sean Avery – talent to match is hot girlfriend
Allen Iverson – Tickle Me Elmo 10th anniversary addition (even gangstas have a soft side)
David Stern – A white NBA….errr..Christmas
Patrick Ewing – the Gold club reopening
The Vicks – an intervention with Jesse Jackson
Shawn Kemp – chicks who love anal
Jayson Williams – a new limo driver
T.J. Ford – a police record
"White Chocolate" Williams – Sickle-cell anemia
Kobe Bryant – a mute white girl
Jake Plummer – a career
Cincinati Bengals – 53 get out of jail free cards
Throwing Smoke crew – topless woman’s basketball
Darryl Strawberry and Doc Gooden – magic ‘8-balls’
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