Don't drop a quarter in London, Ontario

In a mind blowing move, there has been huge fan outcry against the London Knights of the Ontario Hockey League for their announcement to introduce ‘Cheer Girls’ at their home games. I never realized what a huge gay population London had. Thinking about it, I should have clued in when I was at a game last year and it was "Brokeback Night" and the fans were asked to show up in ass-less chaps. I really don’t remember much from that hockey game other than I had a lot of Fuzzy Navels to drink and I couldn’t sit for a week.