Brett Favre at practice this Thursday

Teammate – Hey Brett, is your arm still hurting from Sunday?

Favre – (stumbling in to the locker room, obviously flying high) Hey man, life is great. What arm injury?

Teammate – Great, great to hear man.

Favre – (moves in closer to his teammate and whispers in his ear) Okay man, you drive a hard bargain. I am out of Vicodin and I need a hit.

Teammate – Oh really?

Favre – Come on man, this is my last shot at stardom, set me up.

Teammate –Your Superbowl ring sure does look nice. By the way, what is your wife doing tonight?