Alston not all that

Houston Rockets guard Rafer Alston was arrested early Sunday morning for public intoxication and misdemeanor assault according to police. Apparently a parking attendant saw that Rafer had parked illegally and didn't bother to pay, so he had the vehicle towed. Alston allegedly grabbed the parking attendant's arm, shook him and then spit on him, when he returned and realized his vehicle was gone.

"We are aware of the situation and are attempting to get more details about the incident," Rockets GM Daryl Morey said. " While we do not have all the facts yet, it is nevertheless very disappointing to have one of our players involved with any police activity. We will continue working with the authorities in order to get to the bottom of the situation."

Alston must have felt left out cause he wasn't invited to Yao's wedding this past weekend. But when you think about it, their weekends were pretty similar. Only instead of jackhammering an Asian bride, Alston was losing his Asian ride. ZING! I'm a poet and I don't even know it!