Briggs disposes of cars like trash

A damaged black Lamborghini registered to Chicago Bears linebacker Lance Briggs was found abandoned early Monday alongside an expressway on the city's North Side. Illinois State Police officials said the 2007 Roadster, which had crashed into a light pole, was discovered around 3:15 a.m. Briggs said he panicked after crashing his new Lamborghini along a highway early Monday morning and initially reported his car stolen after deserting the mangled vehicle. He was charged with leaving the scene of an accident, a misdemeanor, and was given traffic citations for failure to give immediate notice of an accident and improper lane usage, when he met with police on Monday afternoon. He was released after posting $100 bond and is scheduled to appear Oct. 4 in a Cook County court.

What's the all commotion about? Who hasn't smashed their joy-ride into a pole and abandoned it at the side of a highway after a drunken night out? What was I talking about again? Yeah, my date last Saturday night.