Bonds' lover to speak

Barry Bonds' former mistress Kimberly Bell, who is at the center of the government's perjury investigation of the slugger, said Monday she will discuss the couple's relationship in the November issue of Playboy magazine. The Playboy article, accompanied by a nude pictorial, is scheduled to hit newsstands Oct. 1. The 37-year-old Bell said the article will cover details of her relationship with Bonds from 1993 to 2003 and what she told a grand jury investigating the perjury allegations in 2005.

Bell testified before the grand jury that Bonds once told her of his steroid use in 2000 and that he implied he started taking the performance enhancing drugs in response to Mark McGwire's pursuit of the single season home run record in 1998. "He was very envious of Mark McGwire," she said from her San Jose home. "He never said that was the reason, but I know it was." She also said Bonds gave her $80,000 in cash to buy a house, the proceeds of which allegedly came from a paid autograph session that authorities also are investigating as going unreported to the Internal Revenue Service.

Even if McGwire was using roids during his playing days, knowing how they can shrink a dude's nads, Barry shouldn't have had anything to be jealous about. A man isn't measured on how far he can hit a baseball, a man is judged by how caring and faithful they can be to the woman they love...... HAHAHAH. Seriously, I typed that dribble with a straight face. No really I did. We all know that a man is measured by what is in his pants. And let's just say that I could be on roids for 20 years and still pack a thick 8. That's what makes a real stud baby.