During his recent 60 day vacation in the slammer, Chicago Bears linesman Tank Johnson consumed $700 worth of junk food. Prison records show that he ordered 162 beef sticks, 40 honey bun sweet rolls, 35 summer sausages, 35 bags of chips, and a wide assortment of candy and baked goods.Jesus. This reads like David Wells’ pre-diabetes grocery list. No wonder Tank all but asked the NFL commissioner to suspend him. Without a season to prepare for he’ll be able to devote himself entirely to the noble pursuit of twinkies.
He would eat grossman if he had the chance.
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