Ichiro is picky

With the Seattle Mariners having to go to Cleveland this week to make up a game that was snowed out in April, Ichiro shared his thoughts about the city: "To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to," Ichiro said through an interpreter. "If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying."

I guess he isn't impressed with the Lake Erie Bass sushi rolls in C-town? Or the crack-whores passing themselves off as virgin geisha's? I would have thought that coming from a culture that watches fat people wrestle for entertainment, Ichiro would find Cleveland to be the perfect fit.