Daly goes masochist

John Daly's wife is saying that he assaulted her and then covered up the incident by scratching his own face and claiming she attacked him. Sherrie Daly says her husband was drinking heavily last Thursday, the night before he called police, and "spun out of control," verbally assaulting a security guard and breaking the security gate at their home. Sherrie Daly said in the court filing that she was awoken that night by her husband making sexually offensive gestures and remarks before sexually assaulting her, causing unspecified injuries. She then called 911 and took their two sons to a neighbor's house.

"Mother would show that Father inflicted injury upon himself by scratching his face," Sherrie Daly said in her court petition. "Father accused Mother of attacking him with a knife and stabbing him in an attempt to cover up his sexual assault of Mother."

John Daly denied his wife's accusations. "It's just not true, Bub. It's just not true. That's all I can say," he told reporters.

Bubba Daly couldn't be any more white trash unless he was brewing hooch in the back of his motor home and showing up at PGA events in the General Lee. You could have told me Daly raped his sister and I would have winked and nodded knowingly. But assaulting your own wife for sex? That's so low even Jerry Springer won't touch it.

This story is getting better all the time. And by better I mean Fox better sign these two idiots to a reality series deal so that I can masturbate furiously next time Daly comes home drunk from the bar.