Chief's Allen is a drunk

Defensive end Jared Allen of the Kansas City Chiefs' has been suspended by the NFL for the first four games of the 2007 season for repeat violations of the league's substance abuse policy. Allen, 25, was twice charged with DUI in the past year and pleaded no contest to the most recent charges and entered a diversion program to resolve the first DUI incident.

At this rate, it is a matter of time before Allen is sporting the same dope jewelry as Koren Robinson. If prior DUI's and waking up next to a herd of 300 pound pigs doesn't show that you have a drinking problem, a call from Roger Goodell will just be like another shot of whiskey. Sure it may sting for a while, but when you wake up in your urine soaked bed and see your buddy Jack Daniels smiling at you, everything will be a-okay. Cheers!