Dogs aren't everyone's best friend

Defensive lineman Jonathan Babineaux of the Atlanta Falcons is out of jail on a $2,300 bond after being charged with animal cruelty. A necropsy completed Tuesday determined that his dog died of blunt force injuries to the head. Police also said that Babineaux is somehow involved in his pet's death.

On the street cred scale, killing a dog ranks up there with shoplifting a Snickers from the 7-11 and running a stop sign. But in reality it shows that Babineaux is not a true brother worthy of ghetto status; when the rap songs refer to smack your bitch up, they ain’t referring to beating your poodle to death.