Becks follows Columbus

Like Columbus discovered America, David Beckham is going to discover North America's desire, or lack thereof, for soccer. This week he signed a 5 year $250 million contract with the L.A. Galaxy. His choice in teams is certainly a testament to how much he enjoyed his last team Real Madrid. He leaves Spain for L.A. , which is over run with illegal Spanish immigrants. You can bet US Immigration will be lined up at the gates of the Galaxy home games ready to toss the fans into a van marked ‘Peurto Vallarta’.

In all seriousness, with his move to the MLS, David Beckham is now the Rolex in a league full of cheap knock off’s. But he has always been like a high end watch, as he cums in a Posh box.