T.O. has butter fingers, and not the chocolate bar

Terrell Owens of the Dallas Cowboys had a good game on Sunday with 8 catches for 84 yards, but he could have hit double digits if he didn’t drop 2 easy passes. T.O. continues to lead the league in drops.

Despite how good Owens thinks he is, he certainly has trouble with holding on to things other than his assumed to be large manhood. In addition to the half a dozen passes this year, he’s also dropped the 49ers, the Eagles and about 35 pain killers down his throat.

His publicist said, “Terrell has 25 million reasons why he should be alive.” In reality he has 25 million reasons to play half-assed to avoid hurting himself. After all, no matter how much money you have, you won’t get attention if you are too banged up to display your ebony handsomeness when doing topless crunches on your driveway.

Too bad Owens hasn’t dropped his wallet in my lap, then I wouldn’t have to write this dribble.