Shaq likes blow up dolls

The new synthetic ball that has been used this year in the NBA has been dissed by most players. In a recent interview Shaq said, "The ball is terrible. It's something we'll just have to get used to. Playing with the new ball is like going to a gentlemen's club, seeing an exotic dancer and then going home and playing with a plastic blow-up doll. It's bad."

No doubt if they asked Kobe Bryant, his response would have been "The ball is brutal. Trying to score with the new ball is like going to Colorado for knee surgery, raping a white girl and then losing all of your million dollar endorsements and having to buy your wife five million dollars worth of bling. What were we talking about again? That's right, I love white box, yo"