Marcus Mexico sleeps with women smarter than him

As if this should be some surprise, Michael Vick’s younger brother, Marcus is being sued by a 17-year-old girl who claims she had an almost two-year sexual relationship with Miami Dolphins rookie Marcus Vick. The lawsuit states that the girl was a 15-year-old honor student at Christiansburg High School when she first had sex with Vick in January 2004 while he was a quarterback at Virginia Tech. The lawsuit also says Vick wanted her to have sex with other men and contends that Vick offered her alcohol and marijuana several times. Finally, it was stated that the old guy standard of saying he loved her, wanted her to have his child and that having a sexual relationship with someone her age was acceptable.

It is great to see that class oozes from the Vick family tree. And by class I mean that Michael Vick is thoughtful for having shown his younger brother that sleeping with virgins can’t possibly give you a burning sensation when you piss.