Garcia fills in well - We hope

Last night Jeff Garcia filled in as quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles for the injured Donovan McNabb. Watching the game, it was shocking the difference in size of these two QBs.

It was extremely obivous Garcia has never used performance enhancing drugs because he has less than average arm strength, and there is no way his former playmate of the year fiance, Carmella Decesare, would settle for a roid induced shrunken 3 inch penis.

If he did use Carmella, feel free to come visit Thicktown. Smooches!