Forget A-Rod. All hail Jeter's Rod

Derek Jeter has been romantically linked to Jessica Biel. And by linked I mean with handcuffs; I hear she likes that sort of stuff. I dont really have a joke here becuase who can blame Jeter for tapping that. I just needed an excuse for throwing up Biel's picture on a sports site.
If you need me I'll be in the men's room with my laptop.